The Hearsay, 3L Superlatives ballot — my write-in categories

I got my official ballot for the 3Ls Superlatives for The Hearsay. For those who are unfamiliar with the balloting, basically the third year class votes for different joke categories, like “Biggest Gunner” and “Biggest Partier.”

Well, here are some of my write in categories. If I have time, I may post a few more. If you are a student at Moritz, please consider writing in these categories. Thanks!

1. Most likely to personally require the services of Professor Berman at sentencing

2. Most likely to plead the Fifth in a legal or government proceeding

3. Most likely to be a contestant on “Are You Smarter than a Fifth grader?”

4. Most likely to be a contestant on American Idol

5. Most likely to be a contestant on What Not to Wear

6. Most likely to make an appearance as a patient on Dr. 90210 (cosmetic surgery)

7. Most likely to be invited to speak as “Mentor” at Moritz mentoring lunch

8. Least likely to be invited to speak as “Mentor” at Moritz mentoring lunch

9. Most likely to cry at graduation (student)

10. Most likely to cry at graduation (faculty)

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